tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post2754008254459946438..comments2023-06-23T08:28:36.068-05:00Comments on The place where one porkchop is required.: The burning bed.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00922998183171767752noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-34090871263867209622011-07-28T12:05:17.196-05:002011-07-28T12:05:17.196-05:00When my son had issues like that, I stumbled upon ...When my son had issues like that, I stumbled upon a solution that might work for you. I would tell him that I needed the bathroom and would come back shortly. He waited quietly and sometimes fell asleep.<br />Hey, if kids can pretend to need the potty to escape the bed, why can't WE? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-36931050059081698572011-07-28T11:54:55.452-05:002011-07-28T11:54:55.452-05:00There are times that Aiden will talk for a while, ...There are times that Aiden will talk for a while, but at about 45mins we go in there and tell him that it is nighttime and time to go to sleep. he's pretty good about it. If he asks us to stay with him for a minute he knows that we sit on the ottoman and not on the bed and we only stay for about 5minutes. You may just have to let her cry so that she gets the point that its bedtime and that is where she sleeps.Kasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02985688980475448082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-60265126997279951672011-07-28T11:05:47.661-05:002011-07-28T11:05:47.661-05:00This is so funny but I am sorry. I hope things get...This is so funny but I am sorry. I hope things get better :)Kellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166883412624445662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-70557590055686417212011-07-28T08:28:53.511-05:002011-07-28T08:28:53.511-05:00i am so sorry, but that was hilarious! you're ...i am so sorry, but that was hilarious! you're right about target's sheets. shepherd has the sports set, and they are ROUGH.<br /><br />sidenote: why must toddlers sleep sideways?!Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00636412734777222203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-88876490045133903602011-07-27T23:41:35.665-05:002011-07-27T23:41:35.665-05:00Oh my LORD I am cracking UP over here. I miss you...Oh my LORD I am cracking UP over here. I miss your illustrations so much! I'm so glad they are back! <br /><br />Sidenote: I think the "If I give-a you diamonds and pearls would you be a perfect boy or a girl" schtick only works if you are the artist formerly known as Porkchop.Beth @ UnskinnyBoppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09732278591792069051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-16630777923743549562011-07-27T20:56:52.078-05:002011-07-27T20:56:52.078-05:00Reminds me of a little bedtime story that recently...Reminds me of a little bedtime story that recently came out for moms and dads to commiserate their nighttime pains!! Go the **** to sleep!<br /><br />I feel your pain... bedtime was a horrific nightmare for MONTHS here... <br /><br />I wish you nothing but luck!Mrs Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13447673599489189893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2867271855584355811.post-71890956324470815682011-07-27T20:34:47.110-05:002011-07-27T20:34:47.110-05:00Is it bad that this post makes me feel good? Or i...Is it bad that this post makes me feel good? Or if not "good", at least comforted that my child isn't the only one who lost his effing mind when he moved to a bed? GAH!!!!! Lucky for Vivi we had her before this chaos or there is NO WAY she would've ever come to be, because I would have tied my tubes shut. Or sold her.<br /><br />Good luck, homie. I type this sitting in the dark beside Anderson's door, ready to lunge if he steps one foot out of that bed one more freaking time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com