While I work in my office, Anna spends the entire day trying to climb up on my desk. She will do whatever it takes, be as inventive as possible, just to be close to my laptop. I have a chair that is situated right next to my desk, but since Anna has conquered this chair, I have to move it to the middle of the office or else she’ll be tapping keys right along with me. She’s already turned my computer screen upside down. Imagine working on an important document while it’s upside down. That took me a long time to troubleshoot. When I finally figured out that pressing the ctrl, alt and arrow keys would fix it, I decided that I’d had enough of her hacker antics.
Thinking that I was done for the day, I stupidly moved my office chair back next to my desk. Within 2.5 seconds, Anna was on top of my desk pressing keys. Then she saw my picture, and this is how it went down.
Anna: Da Mama?
Anna: HA! I tricked you into being all goo goo gah gah over my kissy face. Now your computer is broken. :sound of keys tapping:
I wonder if Dell has an insurance policy against toddler hacking?