Is there some 12 step program for Puff addicts? If there is, I need to enroll my child STAT. She has no restraint. I give her a pile of Puffs thinking surely these will last her, and then I look over at her the next minute and they’re all gone. Well, most of the time, that is. Some of them end up other places like in between her toes, in her hair or on her cheeks.
Case in point...
If I don’t give her the puffs quickly enough, she will stand at my legs and whine like a starved stray dog. Here I am, mother-of-the-year, just enabling her addiction by keeping her well stocked with the various flavors of Puffs – blueberry, strawberry, and her personal favorite, peach (which smells like cat piss to me, but whatever).
Oh well, I guess there are worse things to be addicted to. Vienna sausage, for example. Or Spam.