Why do I have dark circles and bags under my eyes constantly?
Let me draw it out for you. Below is a graphical representation of our sleeping setup since my child has been teething.
As you can see from the beautiful drawing above, my child has taken ownership of our little queen bed. Joe and I have to hang on to our mattress for dear life while our precious child becomes the dash (-) to our little family H.
Throw in two fur ball cats, one of which can only sleep if she's on me in some capacity, and you have our sleeping setup in Casa de No Sleep.
I think we need a king bed, yes?