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Saturday, December 12, 2009

America’s Most Wanted.

My child’s newest obsession is emptying drawers and cabinets.  It doesn’t matter what’s inside the drawer or cabinet – my child will make sure it’s removed and scattered in random spots around the house so I can’t find it when I need it. 

The other day while cleaning cat puke off of my carpet for the 100th time this week, I left my child in the safety of her room. She could play while I cleaned up puke. Pretty fair deal, right?

I was gone no more than 1 minute and came back to the beautiful site below.

Admit into evidence: Exhibit A

Random 141In this photo, it is clear that the defendant, Miss Anna K, attacked the innocent burp cloths and bibs in drawer #2.  As evidenced in this photo, the aforementioned bibs and burp cloths are strewn about carelessly, leaving a huge mess for the plaintiff, Mrs. Natalie C., to clean. 

Admit into evidence: Exhibit B

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In this photo, the defendant, Miss Anna K, threw numerous burp cloths and bibs outside of her baby gated cage.  As evidenced with the “Mom – I am so not into green beans” bib, it is obvious this was a crime of passion given the defendant’s distaste for green beans and anything green, for that matter. 

Admit into evidence: Exhibit C

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In this photo, additional bibs and burp cloths were thrown carelessly into other areas of the home (the office).  The defendant, Miss Anna K, left no room untouched. 

Admit into evidence: Exhibit D


The defendant was caught red-handed during her destructive outburst.  Since the defendant is under-age, we are required to protect her identity.

Eh, what the heck - she's too cute to cover up!

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That’s a sippy cup cover for anyone who is wondering.  It does look a little weird, right?

Admit into evidence: Exhibit  E


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It’s obvious from this photo that the defendant shows no remorse for her actions.  Flipping around on a Boppy and giggling the entire time proves our case. 

We the jury find the defendant, Anna K, GUILTY in the case of State Vs. Anna K – bib/burp cloth vandal.  We hereby sentence Anna K. to a lifetime of hugs, kisses and tickles.

Case closed!


Kent said...

So funny, I love it!!

Mrs E said...

haha my guy enjoys emptying the contents of all drawers and cabinets as well.
ESPECIALLY when I'm trying to put away laundry. For every item of clothing I put away he pulls out 2-3.

Myndee said...

I'm not sure if she'll be like K, but after a few weeks of finding things strewn around the house, she started ::gasp:: putting said things BACK in their proper place! Along with things that don't belong, like Daddy's cell phone, I must admit. But it's still super cute. :)

Berg said...

She's such a badass! Teach her how to clean or she'll end up like me... a 24 year old who throws away 8 trashbags when cleaning her room and it's still messy

Carla said...

LOL! I so remember this stage. Well, really it's still happening at our house! =)

She's so cute Nat!

Madeline said...

I loved your blog! It's hilarious and true to life! You don't glam up being a mom. You don't show just the "perfect" side!
As a person contemplating being a mom....take you ofr being so honest!

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