My child’s newest obsession is emptying drawers and cabinets. It doesn’t matter what’s inside the drawer or cabinet – my child will make sure it’s removed and scattered in random spots around the house so I can’t find it when I need it.
The other day while cleaning cat puke off of my carpet for the 100th time this week, I left my child in the safety of her room. She could play while I cleaned up puke. Pretty fair deal, right?
I was gone no more than 1 minute and came back to the beautiful site below.
Admit into evidence: Exhibit A
Admit into evidence: Exhibit B
In this photo, the defendant, Miss Anna K, threw numerous burp cloths and bibs outside of her baby gated cage. As evidenced with the “Mom – I am so not into green beans” bib, it is obvious this was a crime of passion given the defendant’s distaste for green beans and anything green, for that matter.
Admit into evidence: Exhibit C
In this photo, additional bibs and burp cloths were thrown carelessly into other areas of the home (the office). The defendant, Miss Anna K, left no room untouched.
Admit into evidence: Exhibit D
The defendant was caught red-handed during her destructive outburst. Since the defendant is under-age, we are required to protect her identity.
Eh, what the heck - she's too cute to cover up!
That’s a sippy cup cover for anyone who is wondering. It does look a little weird, right?
Admit into evidence: Exhibit E
It’s obvious from this photo that the defendant shows no remorse for her actions. Flipping around on a Boppy and giggling the entire time proves our case.
We the jury find the defendant, Anna K, GUILTY in the case of State Vs. Anna K – bib/burp cloth vandal. We hereby sentence Anna K. to a lifetime of hugs, kisses and tickles.
Case closed!
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6 comments:
So funny, I love it!!
haha my guy enjoys emptying the contents of all drawers and cabinets as well.
ESPECIALLY when I'm trying to put away laundry. For every item of clothing I put away he pulls out 2-3.
Hahaha!
I'm not sure if she'll be like K, but after a few weeks of finding things strewn around the house, she started ::gasp:: putting said things BACK in their proper place! Along with things that don't belong, like Daddy's cell phone, I must admit. But it's still super cute. :)
She's such a badass! Teach her how to clean or she'll end up like me... a 24 year old who throws away 8 trashbags when cleaning her room and it's still messy
LOL! I so remember this stage. Well, really it's still happening at our house! =)
She's so cute Nat!
I loved your blog! It's hilarious and true to life! You don't glam up being a mom. You don't show just the "perfect" side!
As a person contemplating being a mom....take you ofr being so honest!
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