My dog has a fetish with humping things. He's neutered, he's no longer a puppy, so why does he hump everything in sight?
A pillow...he'll hump it.
A bed spread...he'll hump it.
Anna's boppy...he'll hump it.
My leg...he'll hump it.
A can of peas...he'll hump it.
Other dogs...he'll hump them.
A bobby pin...he'll hump it.
A pack of tick tacs...he'll hump it.
You get the picture. He'll hump anything. It's a tad bit digusting when you look around and see your dog deflowering your child's pink and brown boppy pillow. Then five minutes later he's deflowering your leg.
What is wrong with him? He's probably chafed by now.
I don't have any pictures of him humping anything because I wouldn't feel right about being involved in puppy porn, but I do have a picture of him with his head stuck in a Ruffles bag. That makes about as much sense.
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