Unless you live under a rock (or have no interest in Football), you know that my New Orleans Saints have FINALLY made it to the Super Bowl for the first time in franchise history! Notice I said “my” New Orleans Saints? That’s because Drew Brees and Scott Fujita have a mad crush on me. I also have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.
So, in two weeks, the Saints will be winning the Super Bowl when they play against our other favorite team, the Colts. What shall I wear, you may ask? Well, the truth is that I don’t have anything to wear. No Brees Jerseys, no bejeweled fleur-de-lis jackets to wear. Let’s head to Ebay and see what’s available, shall we?
The Frederick’s of Hollywood line. Now all I need are some matching thongs, and I’ll be all set!
Hot damn! I found ‘em! What else? Hmm, a skirt, perhaps?
Yes, my friends, this is a skirt. It’s long enough to cover up one of my butts.
In all seriousness, unless your chosen profession is pole dancing, who would wear this? Back to the drawing board, folks.
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My husband is a HUGE Saints fan and that game almost gave me a heart attack...too much stress! I tried to get him a Brees jersey for Christmas but they were impossible to find...I wish I had tried harder though...oh well. Good luck on your attire! :)
HEY! I used that SAME material to make Andrew's Saint's pirate costume a couple years ago!! It was ADORABLE!
And, of course, I'm NOT talking about the thong material!
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