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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Things I hate.

  1. While Driving: When you let people in front of you and they don't acknowledge your act of kindness with a wave or head nod. At that point, I wish my life was a Tivo and I could rewind and delete that moment.
  2. Lettuce that is brown.
  3. The guy who does the Sham-WOW commercials.
  4. The bearded guy who does every other infomercial on TV.
  5. People who make fun of me for owning a Snuggie.
  6. Plastic surgery face (i.e. Joan Rivers)
  7. The hard pieces of gristle in meat.
  8. When people say "like" and "you know" after every word in a sentence.
  9. People who buy/adopt pets and then get rid of them when they become an inconvenience.
  10. People who bathe in perfume and cologne. I have a headache just thinking about it.
  11. Kelly Killoren Bensimon
  12. When men comb over their hair to cover up bald spots. Who do they think they're fooling?
  13. Even worse - when men wear toupees. Just go bald gracefully, please.
  14. Bad breath.
  15. Inconsiderate cigarette smokers. Please don't light up next to me.
  16. Men who are cocky.
  17. Men who aren't Topher Grace.
  18. Pit stains.
  19. Camel humps.
  20. Salmon.

What do you hate? Get it all off your chest.

By the way, I'm not all doom and gloom - I will write a "Things I love" post soon!


hopeful #1 said...

I'm with you on a lot of these, but # 9 is something that I feel very strongly about! Why do people do this??!!?!?!? UGH!

Madeline said...

My goodness....most of yours are on your list! I almost laughed out loud about the snuggie hubby got one, and I won't let him hear the end of it! One size fits all my @$$ :)

Myndee said...

I agree with most of your sentiments, but I will openly mock snuggie owners. ;)

I also feel terribly guilty because we had to get rid of our cat. He tried to scratch K twice, and we were worried for her safety. He lives with my sister now and is very happy and well loved, but I always feel bad when I read something like that- I know it had to be done, but I never though we'd be "those" pet owners. Where's that crying emoticon from the nest?

Freckles Chick said...

I especially agree w/ #17 (Men who aren't Topher Grace) my opinion those dudes are total douchebaguettes. *giggle, snort*

Sarah said...

Hi! I clicked on your blog from the Foster Family and had to comment because the #1 thing you hate drives me crazy!!! I hate it too - whenever someone doesn't acknowledge it, I yell "YOU'RE WELCOME!" b/c, ya know, they can hear me! :)

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