- While Driving: When you let people in front of you and they don't acknowledge your act of kindness with a wave or head nod. At that point, I wish my life was a Tivo and I could rewind and delete that moment.
- Lettuce that is brown.
- The guy who does the Sham-WOW commercials.
- The bearded guy who does every other infomercial on TV.
- People who make fun of me for owning a Snuggie.
- Plastic surgery face (i.e. Joan Rivers)
- The hard pieces of gristle in meat.
- When people say "like" and "you know" after every word in a sentence.
- People who buy/adopt pets and then get rid of them when they become an inconvenience.
- People who bathe in perfume and cologne. I have a headache just thinking about it.
- Kelly Killoren Bensimon
- When men comb over their hair to cover up bald spots. Who do they think they're fooling?
- Even worse - when men wear toupees. Just go bald gracefully, please.
- Bad breath.
- Inconsiderate cigarette smokers. Please don't light up next to me.
- Men who are cocky.
- Men who aren't Topher Grace.
- Pit stains.
- Camel humps.
- Salmon.
What do you hate? Get it all off your chest.
By the way, I'm not all doom and gloom - I will write a "Things I love" post soon!
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5 comments:
I'm with you on a lot of these, but # 9 is something that I feel very strongly about! Why do people do this??!!?!?!? UGH!
My goodness....most of yours are on your list! I almost laughed out loud about the snuggie though....my hubby got one, and I won't let him hear the end of it! One size fits all my @$$ :)
I agree with most of your sentiments, but I will openly mock snuggie owners. ;)
I also feel terribly guilty because we had to get rid of our cat. He tried to scratch K twice, and we were worried for her safety. He lives with my sister now and is very happy and well loved, but I always feel bad when I read something like that- I know it had to be done, but I never though we'd be "those" pet owners. Where's that crying emoticon from the nest?
I especially agree w/ #17 (Men who aren't Topher Grace)....in my opinion those dudes are total douchebaguettes. *giggle, snort*
Hi! I clicked on your blog from the Foster Family and had to comment because the #1 thing you hate drives me crazy!!! I hate it too - whenever someone doesn't acknowledge it, I yell "YOU'RE WELCOME!" b/c, ya know, they can hear me! :)
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