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Monday, June 29, 2009

My man has strayed.

My co-worker called me over to her desk today to give me some bad news.

My future husband, Topher Grace, has strayed.

Not only has he strayed, but he strayed with Vanessa Minnillo. What am I supposed to do with that?

It's over, Topher.

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Comments in red are mine.

Vanessa Minnillo was busy hooking up with Topher Grace this weekend, I guess she got over Nick Lachey pretty fast (Yeah, that's because she's a ho-hoe - they heal faster)! She seemed to heal her broken heart very, very fast - with Topher Grace (ahem, my man)!

The party of the year took place Saturday night at Seth MacFarlane's and while we were enjoying the outdoor casino and the orchestra (yes, that's right an orchestra) we saw Vanessa and Spider-Man 3 star Topher chatting. Topher then started rubbing her arm (stop it, Topher, you don't know where that arm has been), and Vanessa whispered in his ear and they exchanged phone numbers.

Before long they were on the dance floor and putting the "dirty" in dirty dancing (Patrick Swayze would be ashamed). Vanessa took off her shoes (that's disgusting) and held them in one hand, wrapping her other arm around Topher's neck and the next thing we knew she was kissing him on the neck (Triflin')!

In a bit of perfect timing the DJ spun 'Sex on Fire' by Kings of Leon and Vanessa turned her back to Topher, and did a super hot grind/dance while he played with her hair (this made me vomit twice). The music switched to The Jackson Five's 'ABC' and that's when Vanessa and Nick, er Topher, (sorry, it's so hard to make the transition, for us, not her) starting MAKING OUT right on the dance floor (again, ho-hoe)!

Around 1:30 a.m. Sunday they left the party together. (WTH? Where did they go?!)

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I'm going to go cry for a little while. I'll be back!

5 comments:

Angela said...

LMAO!! I'm sorry Nat but I think he's fug. :giggle

Allison aka Half of VAMH said...

Wait! When did her and Nick break up? I missed this!

I thought Topher was gay?

One Pork Chop said...

:|

Topher is not fug or gay.

:|

:sideeye
:giggle

Angela said...

LMAO!!

Freckles Chick said...

Shut yo' mouth, Topher is not gay!

And I'm pretty sure Vanessa's a total whore.

Heh.

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